Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be Fucking Delusional: Full Report
I feel like my best friend is dying.
Tonight at dinner I was making a joke about what Faith Hill and Tim McGraw’s Christmas card might be like when I was suddenly stricken with the important realization that their family is the McGraw-Hills which is the same name as the publisher that put out every shitty textbook you used from ages six to eighteen.
I actually gasped and covered my mouth like I’d discovered something important.
quitting time on Friday after a particularly stressful week
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
Take four minutes and learn why everything you know about scrambling eggs is wrong.
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