humansofnewyork:

“When you yell at someone, who hears it more: you or them? You’re only hurting yourself by getting angry. I want to live to be 100. I haven’t raised my voice in 40 years.”

humansofnewyork:

“When you yell at someone, who hears it more: you or them? You’re only hurting yourself by getting angry. I want to live to be 100. I haven’t raised my voice in 40 years.”

(via whydoihaveablog)

theonion:

Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be Fucking Delusional: Full Report

theonion:

Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be Fucking Delusional: Full Report

(via whydoihaveablog)

(Source: 30rockasaurus, via adorablyvulgar)

mandyisdandy:

Dead.

molls:

I feel like my best friend is dying.

molls:

I feel like my best friend is dying.

christinefriar:

Tonight at dinner I was making a joke about what Faith Hill and Tim McGraw’s Christmas card might be like when I was suddenly stricken with the important realization that their family is the McGraw-Hills which is the same name as the publisher that put out every shitty textbook you used from ages six to eighteen.
I actually gasped and covered my mouth like I’d discovered something important.

christinefriar:

Tonight at dinner I was making a joke about what Faith Hill and Tim McGraw’s Christmas card might be like when I was suddenly stricken with the important realization that their family is the McGraw-Hills which is the same name as the publisher that put out every shitty textbook you used from ages six to eighteen.

I actually gasped and covered my mouth like I’d discovered something important.

whydoihaveablog:

Babe City.

quitting time on Friday after a particularly stressful week

thisadvertisinglife:

lookbookdotnu:

Trouble Town (by Tonya S.)

lookbookdotnu:

Trouble Town (by Tonya S.)

meredithbklyn:

missydotey:

lizlemon:

(via thebrewerpatriot:rossroads)

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

Take four minutes and learn why everything you know about scrambling eggs is wrong.

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